5.12.2008

as an eternal violin player/student I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

12.09.2008

thnx this is cool stuff

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Ahh little Yehudi, I remember him well, he wouldn't stop fidgetting in class, eventually I stopped trying to teach him the theramin and put him on the violin as punishment because it's my weakest instrument. You can see the results now, how awful he played, and only 'artsy-fartsy' people went to see him!. If he would have been a good boy in my class he could be as famous as Henry Crun who's a coal lorry driver by day but a piano player in the local bar at night, also others I taught like a naughty boy called Mike Oldfield, I'm told he still can only concentrate on an instrument shortly and then change to another, he'll never be famous, same for his sister who can't sing, she wouldn't learn music from me either, where is she now?
If you'd like to study in Minnie Bannister's school of music, please write to:
Minnie Bannister c/o The Gretta Garbo home for insanely dangerous old people,
635-3003 Sandy Shore, Glenn Campbell,
Mull of Kintyre, Scotland

Please enclose a deposit cheque for 3000 sterling.
Teachers include: Jean Michelle Jarre, Phil Collins (but not at the same time), Fred Clagthorpe the castranet player / teacher, Paul McCartney, The Edge (teaching the triangle) and Larry Mullins teaching the 5 string banjo.

28.12.2008

Thanks shareislove